Hilarious One! Post I Come Across on FB

Interviewer: There are 50 bricks on an airoplane.

If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?

Applicant: That's easy, 49.

Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.

Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.

Interviewer: It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?

Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.

Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.

Interviewer: Last question.
In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Applicant: Er....I guess she drowned?

Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick fallen frm the airoplane. You may leave now :@

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Masters In Germany

Masters mechanical engineering, Germany

I think u might have to pass the DSH language proficiency test instead of IELTS in order to prove your command over the German language. Taking the DSH is subject to a fee of 110 Euro.

u can check up the following institutes:

University of Applied Sciences Esslingen

University of Siegen

RWTH Aachen University

Ravensburg-Weingarten University of Applied Sciences

University of Duisburg-Essen

Masters degree is 2 year duration in Germany. Tuition fees in German university can be waved off if you get DAAD scholarship. Then you need to pay only the living cost. For admission to Masters degree, you need to fill application form of the concern university(Form can be down loaded from University website),along with that you need to submit all academics, 2 Recommendation letters from teacher/lecturer(lor) & Statement of Purpose(SOP) & need to submit it to International office of concern University.

other top institutes in Enginnering are:

Technical University, Munich Germany
University of Bonn, Germany
University of Freiburg, Germany
University of Goettingen, Germany
University of Heidelberg, Germany
University of Munich

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