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A funny converz....:)

Reasons why I never visit my rich friend! Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....

Question : What would you like to have...? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?
Answer : Tea please
Question : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?
Answer : Ceylon tea
Question : How would you like it? Black or white?
Answer : white
Question : Milk, or fresh cream?
Answer : With milk
Question : Goat's milk, or cow's milk
Answer : With cow's milk please.
Question : Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer : Um, I'll just take it black.
Question : Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Answer : With sugar
Question : Beet sugar or cane sugar?
Answer : Cane sugar
Question : White, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer : Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead.
Question : Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Answer : Mineral water
Question : Flavored or non-flavored?
Answer : I think I'll just die of thirst.

Colorful

Difference between said and told:) a silly dilemma

One difference is this:

I said something
I told someone something
Somebody said something to me
Somebody told me something

It is to do with word order and grammar.

Said also has a subtle feeling of being neutral.
Told has a subtle feeling of being authoritive (of authority).

Some Interesting Facts

*Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
*The Mercedes-Benz motto is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best or nothing”.
*Dalmatians are born without spots.
*Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
*Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, but women’s shirts have the buttons on the left.
*The first Harley Davidson motorcycle was built in 1903, and used a tomato can for a carburetor.
*Switching letters is called spoonerism. For example, saying jag of Flapan, instead of flag of Japan.
*Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are:Mizaru(See no evil), Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and Mazaru(Speak no evil)
*If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.

Some American Conversation

American Conversation
U don't open conversation (on telephone) with a “Hello” but with a “Hi”
The telephone is never “engaged”, it's always “busy”.
U don't “disconnect” a phone, U simply “hang-up”.
U never “mess-up” things, U only “screw them up”.
U never have a “residence” tel. no., U have a “home” no.
U don't stop at the “signals”, but halt at the “lights”.
U don't “accelerate”, U “step on the gas”.
Your tire never “punctures”, U may have a “flat”.
The trains have “coaches” or “bogies” no more but “carriages” or “boxes”.
There are no “petrol bunks or pumps”, but “gas stations”.
“I don't know nothing”, 2 negatives don't make a positive here.
U no longer meet a “wonderful” person, U meet a “cool” guy
U don't pull the “switch down” to light a bulb, rather “flick it up”.
U don't “turn on the heat”, U “turn on the juice”.
There's no “Business Area” only “business districts”, and no “districts” but “counties”.
No one stays “a stone's throw away”, might “a few blocks away”.
There's no “Town Side”, it's “Down Town”.
In hotel U no longer ask for “bill” and pay by “cheque”, rather ask for “check” and pay with (Dollar) “bills”.
There R no “soft drinks”, only “sodas”.
Life's no longer “miserable” it “stinks”.
U don't have a “great” time, U have a “ball”.
U don't “sweat it out”, U “work Ur butt off”.
Never “post” a letter, always “mail” it and “glue” the stamps, don't “stick” them.
U no longer live in “flats” or “blocks”, find an “apartment”.
U don't stand in a “queue”, you are in a “line”.
U no longer “like” something, U “appreciate” it.
“#” is not “hash”, it's “pound”.
U R not “deaf”, U have “impaired hearing”.
U R not “lunatic”, U are just “mentally challenged”.
U R not “disgusting” U R “sick”.
U can't get “surprised” U get “zapped”.
U don't “schedule” a meeting, U “skejule” it.
U never “joke”, U just “kid”.
U never “increase” the pressure, U always “crank” it up.
U never ask for a pencil “rubber” U ask for an “eraser”. A “rubber” is a “condom”

U don't try to find a “lift”, U find an “elevator”.
U no more ask for a “route” but for a “RAUT”
U don't ask somebody “How r u ?”, U say “What's up dude?”
U never go to see a “game or a match”, U go to watch a “game”.
U never go to a “theatre” (theatre is a place for dramatic presentations), U go to the “movies”.
If U see “World” champions (or Series), read “USA” champions (or Series).
There's no “zero” but “o”, no “Z” but “zee”.
There's no “FULL STOP” after a statement, there's a “PERIOD”.
If someone gets “angry” at U, U get “flamed”.
You don't say “How do you do”, you say “How you doin”
U don't call UR boss “sir”, U call him by his “first name”.
In short, U don't speak “English”, U speak “American”.
Well u don’t say “life is boring” u say “LIFE SUCKS!!!"

FaceBook Facts

Facebook Facts
Facebook was originally named TheFaceBook and it was developed by Harvard student Mark Zuckerberg. The first use of the FaceBook was on the Harvard campus and it was limited only to Harvard students. Soon the FaceBook spread like wild fire around the other major U.S. Universities. Mark Zuckerberg dropped the Harvard and pursued his facebook dream to become one of the 4th most-trafficked websites in the world with more than 90 million active users. The FaceBook website is built on PHP-MySQL technology and it is probably the most popular PHP website ever built. Interesting fact is that the facebook.com domain was purchased for $200,000 and FaceBook has more than 24 million photos uploaded daily.

Newton's Universal Law of Lol :)

Newton's Universal law of Love:

" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "

First law of Love: " a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. "

Second law of Love: " the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. "

Third law of Love: " the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping."

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